Out of change? Need to make a phone call? This abandoned payphone in Long Island City, Queens, would be no good if you had all the change in the world.

Payphones (the ones that actually work) appear to be anything but silent in New York City. Today's payphone user does not fit a single demographic or stereotype. Payphones today are used by children, the elderly, and all age ranges in between.

Dial 0. As in Zero. Null. Void. Nothing. Dial a non-number. Dial dial dial dial. Dial that 0. (Speaking of zero, speaking of death, speaking of the nothing that arises from nothing, I had some health scares the last 2-3 months. I hope you are doing better than all this. Blargh.)