Dial 0. As in Zero. Null. Void. Nothing. Dial a non-number. Dial dial dial dial. Dial that 0. (Speaking of zero, speaking of death, speaking of the nothing that arises from nothing, I had some health scares the last 2-3 months. I hope you are doing better than all this. Blargh.)

Canada's National Post follows a day in the life of a Toronto Payphone and makes the shocking discovery that the city's phones do get used, they just don't get used much. Nothing surprising there, but read on for some of my experiences in listening in on payphone users.
Egg-Shaped Payphone Enclosure

Nebraska's Public Service Commission requires that every community in Nebraska have one public pay telephone. That decades-old requirement is now being challenged by the companies forced to maintain these phones at significant financial loss.
Mapping Payphone Complaints

Something existentially useless about a map showing locations of non-working payphones inspired me to create just such a map. It's a cartographical masterpiece of banal information. I am so proud.

CBC Radio's "All in a Day" follows up on the developing story of a potential 100% increase in the cost of payphone calls with a map of payphones in Ottawa. Each point on the map includes a photo of the phone booth or payphone. Pretty cool.
NYC Phone Booth Museum

As if stepping through a time-portal I found myself inside this hall of New York City phone booths. It was March, 2012, but it felt like the 1960s. Let's take a look.
Payphones and Pants, Pants and Payphones

It's a commercial for pants -- Dockers pants -- which contains some nice imagery of abandoned phone booths from around the world. I like it, even with the droll punchline at the end. Check it out.
311’s Payphone Complaints

I submitted a 311 complaint about a payphone that has been out of service for years. Nothing happened. The phone still does not work. According to the Rules of the City of New York Verizon should be liable for a penalty of $2.7 million, or $2,500 a day going forward, for this consistently non-working payphone.

More news from the world of payphone scams. This time BBG Global is the villain, according to the New York Times and several other sources. U.S. troops accuse the company of gouging payphone users with exorbitant rates for very brief long-distance calls.

The images are grainier than the sound quality of a typical cell-phone connection, but they show the face and actions of a payphone thief in video released by the Philadelphia Police Department. This unidentified male is seen stealing a payphone by using tools to lift it off its pedestal. If you are in Philadelphia and recognize this individual call 911. The payphone is valued at $1565.00. That's grand larceny.
Was This The Last Working Rotary Dial Payphone In New York City?

A sad day in New York City payphonery has passed. About 2 weeks ago this old rotary dial payphone was replaced with a standard touch-tone device, ending decades of service as the old phone finally made way for the new. The question now is: Was this the last of its kind in the city? Was it the last fully-functional rotary dial payphone in NYC?

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It looks like no one is responsible for maintaining public telephones in Washington, D.C.'s Metro. The Washington Examiner Reports on how communication breakdowns among the District, Verizon, and an un-named independent payphone provider leave the Metro with non-working payphones that may never be repaired.